dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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