There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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