U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
