fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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