then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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