Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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