so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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