my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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