Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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