making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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