know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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