Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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