Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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