i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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