My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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