I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
