I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
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Fuck
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
not ubering you a puppy
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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