So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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