You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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