omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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