So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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