member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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