Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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