At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
