Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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