we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize