I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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