She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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