Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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