It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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