So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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