Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
as a side note pls kill me
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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