Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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