he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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