I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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