so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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