moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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