he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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