it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she pinky promised me she was 18
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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