I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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