He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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