i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
me + whiskey = a bad person
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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