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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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