She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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