even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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