Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i need some magic done to my vagina
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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