there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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