btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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