D3 body, D1 cock
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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