The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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