I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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