She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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