sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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