Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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