ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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