i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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